What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No

Me : Thank you.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why are people so rude to debt collector’s? I am one and I am so tired of being mistreated. We are under paid and then have to deal with the most ungrateful, and disrespectful people. We aren’t customer service. Don’t get mad at us because YOU owe.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Tea ?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

Me : I don't drink

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Sure.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I don't drink coffee also